It’s Nearly Christmas

On health and safety grounds and to comply with the terms and conditions of some of our leases – we regret we cannot allow any Christmas lights or any form of decoration that will damage the fabric of our building or interfere with any building systems such as air conditioning. All walkways must also be kept clear. Decorations must not be fixed to walls, lights or ceilings but can be free standing.

Let the games commence

Bamboo, in bay C109. The office administrators are trying to build an arch from office equipment and a length of twisted garden wire. The result is a mess that oscillates between the desks. As they approach with decorations their hopes buckle into a puddle of tinsel.

– Benjamin F Jones

Thank you very much to the internet faerie James Barton who let me use his internet connection to upload my blog.

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About Graphite Bunny

I am a writer working in South Wales (UK). I love pizza, photography and moist clay. When it rains I catch drops in my open mouth. I create poetry, flash, absurdist snapshots and humorous fiction.
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One Response to It’s Nearly Christmas

  1. Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice 🙂

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