It’s OK, I Don’t Have a Life

I am that special person who whines my way into your shop seconds before the doors close. ‘I just want a…’ Only when I am inside the list unfolds, ‘Do you have a fixing and the tie flange to go with this? Could you help pick one that fits? Does this go with orange? And can you refund that because actually I think I wanted it a lot bigger and with the metal bits but I don’t know what it’s called but I saw it on the internet and I think you have seven in stock – could you have a quick look for me?’

– Benjamin F Jones
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About Graphite Bunny

I am a writer working in South Wales (UK). I love pizza, photography and moist clay. When it rains I catch drops in my open mouth. I create poetry, flash, absurdist snapshots and humorous fiction.
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4 Responses to It’s OK, I Don’t Have a Life

  1. Rebekah Lewis says:

    That is one thing I will defiantly never miss

  2. Alwyn Jones says:

    So right , what time you in

    Alwyn jones

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