Freak weather is threatening to kill thousands and devastate the landscape experts warned yesterday. Today the killer storms came and the world has gone mad. A suicide bomber drove through concrete blast walls and detonated violent sunshine. Officers were powerless to tackle the incident and have been flattened in a sex, drug nightmare. Clouds killed at least 20 people when a gas main exploded. As torrential rain and gale force winds lash the country the experts foretell doom – it’s bad now and it will get even worse. Burrowing intruders will cause misery for millions when they detonate bombs concealed in concrete mixers. The average temperature will be two degrees above normal with badly swollen tonsils. Continued next week.
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