Tag Archives: absurd prose

Catch the smell of burning sperm cells

I exchange consent for horse tranquiliser and take a seat in the waiting room. Wednesday is mayhem in Ashgrove Surgery. The vasectomy clinic collides with toddler immunisation. The furnishings are tacky with drooling infants but examples of bad parenting mellow … Continue reading

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Hundreds of Bubbles

A builder lost the bubble from his spirit level when it dropped into a drain. He took a torch from his tool box and peered underneath the road. The sewers were filled with water and on the surface he could … Continue reading

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