Tag Archives: Health and safety

I leave silences for answers

6am and the rain pours off the burger van roof. The owner flips bacon and squizzles it with the spatula until it squeals. He calls me Gabe but that is not my name. He talks about the weather and asks … Continue reading

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Passenger Safety

‘The train on platform three is not for public use – please do not board this train.’ . The platform shakes. I watch as a black glacier approaches the station – fifty-two wagons of coal covered in graffiti and hazard … Continue reading

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Health and Safety

Darren is an expert on health and safety. He has a goatee like a sheep’s tail but no hair on his scalp. He’s visiting to raise awareness of risks both in the home and at work. Room C109 is small … Continue reading

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It’s Nearly Christmas

On health and safety grounds and to comply with the terms and conditions of some of our leases – we regret we cannot allow any Christmas lights or any form of decoration that will damage the fabric of our building … Continue reading

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