Category Archives: Poetry

The Sandwich Lady is A Man

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

I got to the sandwich lady late there was only toothpaste and woodlouse sandwiches and a mangled packet of Polos she moaned at my poor timing closed her legs and opened the petty-cash tin; the doctor held up a pair … Continue reading →

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Hell Bay

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

The tide is enthusiastic. It rushes coves and bays. It combs seaweed hair and heaves white over rock. The seagulls yell, ‘A storm is coming.’ – Benjamin F Jones

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Error Flag

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Graphite Bunny

Writing has installed a debug routine in my operating system: E1601  plot implausibility E1602  flagrant grammatical disregard E1738  structure defect E1740  paper thin character development E6700  runtime error I click cancel and ignore it. – Benjamin F Jones (From the … Continue reading →

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Be My Valentine

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Graphite Bunny

I was going to write a poem in this card but what the hell rhymes with apotheosis? – Benjamin F Jones

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Haiku #1154

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

Christmas cheer captive audience piped into lift.

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