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The Sandwich Lady is A Man

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

I got to the sandwich lady late there was only toothpaste and woodlouse sandwiches and a mangled packet of Polos she moaned at my poor timing closed her legs and opened the petty-cash tin; the doctor held up a pair … Continue reading →

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Error Flag

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Graphite Bunny

Writing has installed a debug routine in my operating system: E1601 plot implausibility E1602 flagrant grammatical disregard E1738 structure defect E1740 paper thin character development E6700 runtime error I click cancel and ignore it. – Benjamin F Jones (From the … Continue reading →

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Creative Writing at Porth Library

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Graphite Bunny

I am starting a creative writing class in Porth Library on 22nd March 2013. Although this is to be a creative writing class it is not my intention that I sit and lecture for two hours. The people who attend … Continue reading →