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The answer exists

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

There are three stages to the day and I’m at the first. The sun hasn’t woken but I eat full breakfast and coffee. Advertising agents gather up punters and rub nettles on their genitals. There’s frost on the beer pumps … Continue reading →

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Haiku #1154

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

Christmas cheer captive audience piped into lift.

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Advice column: I Want to Spice Up My Sex Life by having a Ring Test

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

Sex has gone right off the boil since I cleaned my 19-year marriage with a soft brush and examined it after transit. I thought my sex drive was sound and I checked by tapping gently with a non-metallic implement but … Continue reading →

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10 Favourite Fudge Flavours

Posted on December 21, 2011 by Graphite Bunny

Centaur Hyacinth Kitten feet Wet clay Paraffin Coffee Beach sand Sodium Coal Fires Rain   –Benjamin F Jones 

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