Tag Archives: silly

The Essence of Ready Made Custard

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Graphite Bunny

The essence of ready-made custard is extracted from volcanic ‘pores’ by a process known as Broight-conversion. To reach the source, up to 100m below the Earth’s surface, superheated water is pumped down a sleeved drill which dissolves the essence and … Continue reading →

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Affected Laborious

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

The writer’s mind flailed like a kitten in a fan belt. What could he do? He hunched over his typewriter keys; punching words like cold ice into the thin paper membrane. He’d been trying to give up this overblown style … Continue reading →

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Advice column: I Want to Spice Up My Sex Life by having a Ring Test

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

Sex has gone right off the boil since I cleaned my 19-year marriage with a soft brush and examined it after transit. I thought my sex drive was sound and I checked by tapping gently with a non-metallic implement but … Continue reading →

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Sculpture: symbolism

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

I made a sculpture today out of an old deodorant can it was representative of man’s inability to communicate afterwards I cooked pasta and ate it. –Benjamin F Jones

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Hedgehogs: the truth

Posted on April 17, 2012 by Graphite Bunny

Most people believe hedgehogs sleep in hedgerows or grass; but it’s not true during the day they drop through dimensional singularities to a parallel solar system where they’re plugged in to a biomechanical storage mechanism that downloads and decodes any … Continue reading →

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