Category Archives: Humour

Generic cleaning lady

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

Her badge says Rita but that isn’t her name. Staff call her the generic cleaning lady but not to her face. She arrives five minutes early, leaves five minutes late, and comes home tired from the night shift but the … Continue reading →

Posted in Flash, Humour | Tagged absurd, Amélie F Jones, Benjamin F Jones, cat, cleaning bunny, cleaning lady, creative prose, Creative writing, eaten by cat, generic cleaning lady, graphite bunny, guest artist, lyra art pen, pen art, pen sketch, prose poetry, Rita, work life | 2 Comments

The Sandwich Lady is A Man

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

I got to the sandwich lady late there was only toothpaste and woodlouse sandwiches and a mangled packet of Polos she moaned at my poor timing closed her legs and opened the petty-cash tin; the doctor held up a pair … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Poetry | Tagged absurd, archive 1999, Benjamin F Jones, change of sex, Creative writing, graphite bunny, Humour, office bunny, office life, office worker, poetry, sandwich lady, sex change, short poetry, toothpaste and woodlouse sandwiches | Leave a comment

Catch the smell of burning sperm cells

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Graphite Bunny

I exchange consent for horse tranquiliser and take a seat in the waiting room. Wednesday is mayhem in Ashgrove Surgery. The vasectomy clinic collides with toddler immunisation. The furnishings are tacky with drooling infants but examples of bad parenting mellow … Continue reading →

Posted in Flash, Humour, Prose | Tagged absurd, absurd prose, ashgrove surgery, Benjamin F Jones, consent form, creative prose, Creative writing, fire ants, flash, friday, graphite bunny, horse tranquiliser, Humour, minor operation, pontyrpidd, short prose, snapshot, sterilisation, sterilised bunny, the chop, the snip, toddler immunisation clinic, vasectomy, vasectomy clinic ashgrove, vivisection | 8 Comments

I possess the right

Posted on December 28, 2014 by Graphite Bunny

A cat of horrifying proportions enters the kitchen and looks at fridge in the moonlight. ‘Why are you shut up so tight since you cannot eat your own contents? The fridge replies, ‘Sir cat, according to the cold store principles … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Prose Poetry | Tagged 89 revolution, absurd, Baudelaire, belly, Benjamin F Jones, cat, cold store principles, Creative writing, fridge, fridge bunny, fridge rights, graphite bunny, Humour, hunger, moonlight, parents, prose poem, prose poetry, rights, short prose, the rights of the cat, the rights of the fridge | Leave a comment

Error Flag

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Graphite Bunny

Writing has installed a debug routine in my operating system: E1601 plot implausibility E1602 flagrant grammatical disregard E1738 structure defect E1740 paper thin character development E6700 runtime error I click cancel and ignore it. – Benjamin F Jones (From the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Poetry | Tagged archive, archive bunny, Benjamin F Jones, cardiff writing group, chris torrence writing group, click cancel, debug routine, error flags, flagrant grammatical disregard, from the archive, graphite bunny, historical document, Humour, June 1999, operating system, paper thin character development, plot implausibility, poetry, runtime error, structure defect, writer’s operating system, writing, writing humour, writing life | 1 Comment

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