Darren is an expert on health and safety. He has a goatee like a sheep’s tail but no hair on his scalp. He’s visiting to raise awareness of risks both in the home and at work. Room C109 is small and they haven’t provided sandwiches. His voice sounds like a chair scraping over the floor and the subject is dull – cable management, manual handling and screen height. To spice things up Darren tells us he used to be an architect, work out regularly, and keeps a coke bottle filled with weed-killer in his shed. I wait until I hear the words ‘thank you for coming’ and head for the door.
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